Happy March. Chocolate now comes in Angry, and Wegmans sells individually wrapped microwaveable potatoes called Micro Potat-oh!s. Both of these things obviously had to be documented, because they are hilarious….
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Happy end-of-blogging-hiatus. On today’s episode of Starbucks Name Roulette, my name is now Karelen. How fucking hard is this? I swear I’m gonna start introducing myself as Fred. The bright…
I don’t have a reading update. November sucked like a black hole in more ways than one and I have been in a major reading slump for the last four…
Happy belated Halloween! I finally remembered to grab my witchy hat from my parents’ house. (It happened to be tangled up in the ribbons from my Williamsburg hat, so that…
I never have as many hours in a day as I think I do. I have been on vacation since Friday, returning to work tomorrow: one of my high school…
This is the best time of the year. I am a day late and sunburned and tired af and I am really hoping for a peaceful month (unlikely for reasons…
This has been such an irritating month. If I had to pick, I think July and August might be my least favorite months in general. The best thing to come…
May’s biggest lesson: if you think you felt something snap off your purse, it’s probably because it did. Thus I came very very close to losing my Control Bear, my little…
Happy AAPI Heritage Month! As usual, I completely forgot about it because I am a bad Asian. 100% NOT me rearranging my publication schedule at the last minute to publish…
Happy spring! I just realized I haven’t talked about Animal Crossing for a hot second, so here’s me and a friend having coffee in my museum café. (Also, my island…