Happy March. Chocolate now comes in Angry, and Wegmans sells individually wrapped microwaveable potatoes called Micro Potat-oh!s. Both of these things obviously had to be documented, because they are hilarious….
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Happy end-of-blogging-hiatus. On today’s episode of Starbucks Name Roulette, my name is now Karelen. How fucking hard is this? I swear I’m gonna start introducing myself as Fred. The bright…
Happy new year to everyone except this cat, who doesn’t contribute to the household in any way but still feels entitled to claw up my ear every time I hit…
I don’t have a reading update. November sucked like a black hole in more ways than one and I have been in a major reading slump for the last four…
Happy belated Halloween! I finally remembered to grab my witchy hat from my parents’ house. (It happened to be tangled up in the ribbons from my Williamsburg hat, so that…
I never have as many hours in a day as I think I do. I have been on vacation since Friday, returning to work tomorrow: one of my high school…
This is the best time of the year. I am a day late and sunburned and tired af and I am really hoping for a peaceful month (unlikely for reasons…
This has been such an irritating month. If I had to pick, I think July and August might be my least favorite months in general. The best thing to come…
New months should not start on Saturdays, because I swear I still think it’s June. I was so confused by all the new bugs hopping around my island until I…
May’s biggest lesson: if you think you felt something snap off your purse, it’s probably because it did. Thus I came very very close to losing my Control Bear, my little…